Drunken Pirate Beard Oil, Beard Balm & Complete Beard Grooming Kit for Men

Experience premium beard care with our Drunken Pirate Beard Collection — available as a nourishing Beard Oil, conditioning Beard Balm, or the Complete Beard Grooming Set. Designed for men who take pride in their beards, this collection delivers deep hydration, softening power, and a bold masculine scent that lasts all day.

Choose Your Beard Care Option

Option 1: Drunken Pirate Beard Oil

Hydrate. Strengthen. Elevate your beard.

Our premium beard oil is crafted with first-pressed virgin carrier oils and infused with Biotin (Vitamin B7) to promote healthier-looking growth while eliminating dryness and itch.

✔ Beard Oil Benefits:

Softens coarse, dry beard hair

Eliminates beard itch & beard dandruff

Moisturizes skin beneath your beard

Promotes stronger, healthier growth

Non-comedogenic (won’t clog pores)

Lightweight, fast-absorbing formula

First-pressed virgin oils for maximum potency

Infused with Biotin (Vitamin B7)

Ingredients: Persea Gratissima (Avocado Oil), Vitis Vinifera (Grapeseed Oil), Ricinus Communis (Castor Oil), Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba Oil), Argania Spinosa (Argan Oil), Mentha Piperita (Peppermint Oil), Biotin (B7), Fragrance, Cedarwood Essential Oil

Option 2: Drunken Pirate Beard Balm

Control. Condition. Command attention.

Our beard balm provides light to medium hold while delivering intense moisture to both beard hair and skin. Perfect for shaping, taming fly aways, and locking in hydration when layered over beard oil.

✔ Beard Balm Benefits:

Provides light to medium styling hold

Deeply conditions coarse beards

Seals in moisture when paired with beard oil

Reduces split ends and breakage

Prevents dryness and flaking

Contains Vitamins A, B, C, D & E

Made with virgin, first-pressed oils and butters

Ingredients: Vitis Vinifera (Grapeseed Oil), Mangifera Indica (Mango Butter), Cera Alba (Beeswax), Ricinus Communis (Castor Oil), Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba Oil), Fragrance, Cedarwood Essential Oil, Cetyl Alcohol, Tocopherol (Vitamin E).

Option 3: Complete Drunken Pirate Beard Grooming Set

The ultimate beard maintenance kit for serious beardsmen.

Includes:

1× {Drunken Pirate} Beard Oil

1× {Drunken Pirate} Beard Balm

1x  Wooden Beard Comb

1x  Beard Brush

1x  Precision Grooming Scissors

1x  Travel Storage Case

Why Choose the Complete Set?

• Maximum hydration + styling control
• Professional grooming tools included
• Ideal gift for men with beards
• Perfect for travel and daily maintenance
• Saves when purchased as a bundle

Scent Description – Drunken Pirate

The Drunken Pirate captures the wild spirit of open seas and untamed shores. Warm, spiced bay rum crashes together with rich, smoky cedarwood, creating a fearless scent that's equal parts stormy swagger and old-world charm. This is the aroma of a pirate who's just stepped off his ship—dangerous, confident, and unmistakably legendary.

Why Men Choose Our Beard Products

• First-Pressed Virgin Oils
• Ethically Sourced Ingredients
• Environmentally Responsible
• Animal Friendly
• Vegan Friendly (Beard Oil)
• Handcrafted in Small Batches
• Designed Specifically for Men’s Beard Care

How to Use

Beard Oil:

Apply 3–6 drops into palms. Work into beard from root to tip. Massage into skin underneath. Use daily.

Beard Balm:

Scrape a small amount, warm between palms, apply evenly, and style as desired. For best results, apply after beard oil.