Drunken Pirate Beard Balm

Regular price $7.00 USD

Tame and Nourish Your Beard Naturally

    Our Drunken Pirate Beard Balm is handcrafted to keep your beard soft, manageable, and healthy-looking all day long. This premium blend of natural oils and butters provides the perfect balance of hold and conditioning.

    Scent Description: 

    The Drunken Pirate captures the wild spirit of open seas and untamed shores. Warm, spiced bay rum crashes together with rich, smoky cedarwood, creating a fearless scent that's equal parts stormy swagger and old-world charm. It's aroma of a pirate who's just stepped off his ship-dangerous, confident, and unmistakably legendary.

    Benefits:

    • Softens and conditions even the coarsest beards
    • Provides light to medium hold for styling
    • 2x the moisture locking power when used with a beard oil
    • Moisturizes skin beneath your beard to prevent itchiness and flaking
    • Non-comedogenic (will not clog pores)
    • Made with natural, skin-loving ingredients
    • Contains first-pressed, virgin oils and butters
    • Vitamins: A,B,C,D, and E
    • Subtle, masculine scent that won't overpower

    Imagine running your fingers through a beard that feels as good as it looks—smooth, well-groomed, and perfectly styled. Whether you're heading to the office or out for the evening, this beard balm keeps you looking sharp and feeling confident.

    Ingredients:

    Vitis Vinifera (grapeseed oil), Mangifera Indica (mango butter), Cera Alba (bees wax), Ricinus Communis Seed (castor oil), Simmondsia Chinensis (jojoba oil), Fragrance, Cetyl Alcohol. Tocopherol (vitamin E)

    How to use: Scrape a small amount with your thumbnail, warm between your palms, and work through your beard from root to tip. Style as desired.

     

     

    This product is not vegan friendly: contains bees wax
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